I got a response on one of my pieces on Etsy, but I don't think I am going to respond based on their grammar skills...
"How much does these item goes for?"
A) The price is listed on the post B) Are you a person?
Maybe I am being judgmental, but I am going to bet that you are in fact a robot set out to give me false hope and destroy my hopes and dreams. Thanks for making me really excited when I got up this morning.. On the plus side I've been on there long enough to get spam now, so I guess that's cool... ?